So we are gathered here this beautiful summer morning to mourn the death of a pound. As we look back on it's long and plump life we see that it had a lot of help in it's success. There were 3500 calories that made up its mass.
Our "friend" is gone forever, however, there seems to be an epidemic beginning here. It joins the 6 others that have lost their courageous battle. All indications are they are only the tip of the ice burg.
Preliminary numbers out of the "Fat Stores" are that we should be seeing about 80-90 more of these deaths.
There was a recent interview with the quadriceps they indicated that as their mass increases we could expect more frequent losses. The word is that their strength is increasing and the fuel needed to sustain us fat pounds is being decreased.
So go about your day and enjoy the little time you have left... you never know when it is your time to burn up!
Chubby Chick - keeping up the good fight
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